Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Episode 6x05 "Better Than The Average Cory"


It looks like we're jumping right in to Feeny being a college professor, as we see him leading a group of students around an art museum. Angela and Shawn approach their respective best friends to announce their good news. Shawn got into "the photography program", which, I mean, holy shit, continuity. And Angela got an A on her essay "Maintaining Black Identity While Having Three Very White Friends." And Cory found a penny! But Topanga didn't do a damn thing. Didn't even get a callback to her previous fascination with art. Either way, we see that Shangela are doing a good job of staying friends after breaking up.

Cory gives an interpretation of a painting by "Alexandra Nechita", but it's completely wrong, as is pointed out by the real Alexandra Nechita, a real life child prodigy. I have no idea how she ended up on this show, but I wouldn't even know who she is otherwise. Our hero makes a real jackass out of himself here. It's a bit uncharacteristic, but still funny.


Cory clumsily apologizes, while Feeny begins to drool over the child prodigy. He starts in with a barrage of complicated, artsy fartsy, hoity toity blabbledyblark questions, and she looks none too excited about those topics. I smell a character arc!


While we're on the subject of character arcs, it looks like Cory's going to resurrect his classic inferiority complex. That's been one of the most recurring elements of Cory's character since the very beginning, where he doesn't think he's interesting, or good enough, or what have you, only to be convinced otherwise by the end of the episode, usually because of something Shawn says or does. And we can nitpick, like "Why does he always have this problem if he's fixed it so many times?", but in this particular case, that's a bad argument. How many times have you just had a day where you're like "damn I suck, what am I doing with my life", and then you have to pick yourself back up? Happens to me at least once a week. Everybody's got their ups and downs, Cory's no exception.

Anyway.

Cory mentions that Nechita is the same age as his sister, establishing his inferiority of the day, and Nechita herself overhears. For some reason she sees the prospect of meeting a complete stranger as fuckin CHRISTMAS just because she's the same age and gender. So that's how Alexandra Nechita ends up in Cory Matthews's kitchen. She doesn't even have a chaperon or her parents or anything. Some moron at an art museum has a sister? BETTER SKEDADDLE.


So Morgan and the prodigy hit it off right away, but it's weird since Morgan looks ten years younger. Looks can be deceiving though. The two are actually the same age, both thirteen for this episode, and in fact Lindsay Ridgeway (Morgan) is two months older.


That is mind blowing.

The two girls run off to play Banjo Kazooie in Morgan's room, which is the single greatest way to foster a powerful friendship. (Grant Kirkhope? Are you out there? Do you read my blog, Grant Kirkhope? I love you.)

Meanwhile, at The Apartment, it's more of exactly the same. Eric really needs to go to the bathroom, but he's holding it in, afraid to leave Jack alone with Rachel. This proves to be a somewhat ineffective long-term strategy, as he has to run off immediately after Jack tricks him into drinking some water. The moment Jack gets a chance, it's... business as usual.





Rachel plays it off as a joke, and then starts choking on that hot dog. Unfortunately for Jack, that's not a euphemism.

If I wrote... a list... of the things on television that make me the MOST pissed off... The "It's not what it looks like" gag would be a TOP. FUCKING. CONTENDER. I have the video paused as Rachel's choking, a blind man can see what's about to happen. Jack's gonna do the Heimlich and Eric's gonna walk out and go 'WAHHHAHAGHHRHHAH". I am dreading pressing play again, but here goes nothing.


Being this right isn't as fun as you might think. It was even worse since they started off with the "he doesn't realize she's choking at first" thing. What an annoying waste of time. The only takeaway is that Rachel feels extremely indebted to Jack and Eric is jealous.

Cory is in his room with Shawn, looking over all his lame participation trophies from his childhood and teen years. Okay, see, I thought we were doing "I'm not interesting", which was the reason for that explanation earlier. Now it seems like we're doing "I've never been interesting", which is a little harder to swallow. I mean the guy literally traveled back in time twice, that's gotta be worth something.


Everyone who has ever seen this episode is in love with that moment and wants that poster. That is just genius. Down in the kitchen, it's some shit we don't care about. Amy and Alan ask Morgan if some other girl named Ellouise is the reason she's not going to enter "the talent show at the youth center". Yeah more like EL-LOSER. Apparently SMELLOUISE wins every year, so there's no point in trying,

The parents tell their daughter she doesn't have to compete if she doesn't want to, which is nice of them, but Cory accuses them of "grooming another 8th place honorable mention nothin special *something I can't understand*". He goes on to quite ruthlessly insult his father's inability to raise him beyond normalcy. "I'm average because you're average." Alan looks absolutely heartbroken, and I don't blame him. Cory is a real punk sometimes.


I really hate it when tv shows and movies do this, but now we're just magically out of that awkward or tense situation, as if everyone just walked away. There's a quick group therapy session with our four freshman in Cory's dorm, until Alan arrives to whisk his son off to Learn-A-Lesson Land. But not before we take a trip back to Rachel Land.

Jack finally decides to cash in his favor with Rachel by asking for a PB&J sandwich. Eric realizes that Jack isn't a huge jerk, and that's why he's not using his favor on something that involves genitalia. And that's it, that's their story for this episode. Not interesting or exciting, and it's not even very funny. Besides, I'm sure they'll both be back to preying on Rachel in the next episode anyway. So it's all pointless.

So yeah, learn a lesson land.


Is it supposed to be terrifying? Either way, it's the exact same place where Shawn and Jack reconciled back in 5x02. Shawn and Jack used to live here with Chet before Jack's mom left. You can see the green doorframe that leads to the apartment in both pictures.


You thought I wouldn't notice, didn't you, Michael Jacobs?

YOUUUUUUU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T NOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

So why are we here now? That little store in the bottom left of the first picture is the store where Alan's father worked for 40 years, and where Alan himself got his first job.


Alan goes on to explain that he was proud of his father, and respected him, because he did the best that he could. Further, "maybe if my son thinks that 'average' is nothing, then, I've done my job..." And that really is a fantastic line. While he doesn't approve of looking down on "average", he's provided a life for Cory where it's at least possible to do that. And that's beautiful, in a sort of sad way. What's interesting is that Cory's attitude toward being average didn't upset Shawn at all. I'm surprised he didn't have the sort of reaction that we're seeing from Alan.

It's time for that talent show we heard about earlier. HELLOUISE is twirling flaming batons, which is definitely a tough act to follow. Alexandra Necktie is giving Morgan a pep talk backstage, and eventually the singing happens. She's chosen "Wind Beneath My Wings," and she's a decent enough singer. Cory eventually joins in, singing the lyrics at his father as an impulsive apology.


Ben Savage really gives his all here, with hilarious results. But obviously it's supposed to be silly rather than emotional.

We never learn who won the talent show, which is probably the best way to go. Morgan winning would have been disingenuous and Disney-y (Like when Riley won that award on Girl Meets World recently? Holy shit I almost threw up). And Morgan losing would have just been a bad use of time. So anyway, Alan and his fuzzy headed son have one last heart to heart. Cory admits that it was just easy to blame his father, when it's really up to himself to make his own life something to be proud of. Alan explains that that's what life is, is finding your own validation, and some people do find it through their talent.


Good old Alan. I love what they've done here. Instead of going for the "everyone is good at something, you'll find your talent" which just feels straight out of Full House, he's explaining that validation can come from all kinds of places, which in his case was raising a family. Good stuff.

During the credits, Eric pretends to be electrocuted by his toaster to get mouth to mouth from Rachel.


It doesn't work. Real twist, I know.

Plot: 0.25 - Cory whines and complains and is mean to his family. Eric and Jack don't do anything.

Character Development: 1.0 - We delve deeper into the well-developed character of Alan Matthews, and William Russ gives a great performance as always.

Humor: 0.5 - Disappointing is probably the best word. Still funny sometimes, like the celery poster, but the laughs were scarce. This was the least-funny we've seen Eric in a loooooong time.

Life Lesson: 1.0 - "If my son thinks average is nothing, then I guess I did my job", and "Other people find it in other ways."

2.75 out of 4.0. The plot is extremely thin. This isn't what I was hoping for, where Cory tries to make something out of himself, like we saw a lot in season 2. He just bitches about it the entire time, without every actually doing anything. And we know he's capable! He joined the wrestling team, started a school radio show, he was a goddamn TV celebrity in Quiz Show! He is more than capable of being good at things, but he just sat around complaining. And we didn't see any character arc at all from Nechita, she just sort of dropped a trail of plot points, so we could move through the story. And I don't even wanna talk about The Apartment anymore.

On the other hand, Alan kicked some serious ass, and the Lessons were strong. So it's worth watching if that's what you're looking for.


Thanks for reading, see you Friday!

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28 comments :

  1. I gotta learn to proofread before posting. It said "joking" instead of "choking" on the hot dog. I hope not too many people saw that.

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  2. I'm not ashamed to say I want that poster. I'm surprised Cory doesn't have a replica for his and Shawn's dorm room.

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  3. Corys done alot of interesting things in fact. During his short time as a wrestler he was involved in a triple threat tag match against Vader, ruined a dance when he started a fake band, slept inside the rides at disneyland, and there was that time he and shawn were into journalism and got the janitor fired.

    Seriously, ignoring the talent thing, hes a very interesting person. Seems odd no one would point that out.

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    1. Yeah I was about to write out a whole list, but I figured time travel was enough to make the point. Him and Shawn both have had extremely eventful lives.

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  4. Cory (and also Shawn) randomly becoming HUGE assholes gets to be a real thing during the college years. This may very well be the origin of that trend.

    Seriously, the guest star looking so much older than Morgan is really offputting--I, too, was astounded when I looked up their ages. It's even weirder because they're clearly dressing her in the "youngest" clothes they can, with bright colors and overalls and pigtails--she just looks sooo much older than the character they've written, which is made even worse by her age being such a plot point.

    Seriously, the celery poster is amazing.

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    1. Heh, you're totally right about Nechita's clothes and hair. A very desperate attempt at making her look young. I hadn't looked at it that way, that's really funny.

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    2. The best / worst example of Cory and Shawn becoming huge assholes in the college years is when they go through Rachel's underwear drawer and read her diary. Very out of character for both of them by that stage in the series,

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    3. She wasn't 'playing a character'. She was playing herself. And at that point in time, Nechita did, in fact, often wear overalls and wear her hair in headbands.

      Yes, age is a plot point, but Nechita was the age they said she was. It is not her fault she was very tall and had more mature features. The clothes she wore were normal for 13 year olds in the late 90's.

      Also, I think part of the reason her 'looking older' was not a big deal back then is that many of us who were also 10-15 at the time knew who she was. She was featured in magazines, had multiple national news reports on her, and I believe also had a special by this point. We were familiar with her, so the appearance of any age gap was over-looked, simply because we knew she was the age they said she was.

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    4. Well you certainly know more about Nechita than I do, dang. Like Sean I have never heard of her outside of this episode. Thanks for the info yo

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  5. Yeah, it's all about the celery poster. I didn't remember the poster back in 1998 when it first aired, it wasn't till I watched reruns in the mid 2000s that I saw it. The rest of the episode isn't so great, I usually fast forward the Apartment subplot and that's probably a huge chunk of the middle episode

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    1. The Apartment is so bad right now ;____; what were they thinkingggggg

      The wikipedia summary for the next episode includes "Meanwhile, Eric and Jack pretend to be mannerly in front of Rachel." So it's even more of the same. Ugh.

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  6. I actually get so excited to read your reviews, I'm dreading when you finish the series

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    1. Oh wow, that's so cool of you to say. And yeah, it'll be a weird feeling being done...

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    2. Maybe you could review another series?

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    3. I dread the day your finish the series as well. Although, i'd rather you eventually finish than give up halfway, so in a way i'm looking forward to it too. Maybe what you could do to cap it all off is return to key episodes, about which your thinking might have changed, having watched the entire series.

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  7. It makes me sad how the Apartment scenes become fast forward for a lot of us-even when Jack first came, it wasn't bad. The apartment scenes are awful now as nothing of consequence happens anymore; Rachels hot what tricks can Jack and/or Eric come up with to get her attention? Ugh.

    I didn't like this episode, except for the celery poster. I thought Cory was a jerk- not just to Alan but to Amy too. I know there's a scene where he runs into the kitchen and starts yelling about how they let him quit a bunch of activities or something and Amy was all, "because YOU didn't want to do them anymore". At some point, it's like shut up Cory! This is one of those episodes that I forget about until it's rerun and then I remember all about it.

    But mostly the poster.

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    1. Yeah it wasn't nearly this bad when Jack first showed up. I'm sick of it already. And I completely agree, Cory was a whiny punk the entire episode.

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    2. I don't know, there's something to be said about pushing your kid to do something. Every kid wants to quit piano, soccer, karate, whatever, at first. If you just let the kid do whatever they wanted, they'd never stick to anything. Although based on "you said they were doing experiments on you", Cory probably threw a fit until they let him quit, so in this case he probably is to blame.

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  8. All hail the celery!

    Not a great episode but that and Cory's singing make it worthwhile. Alan is great as ever but I feel as if they've done the "Cory comes to appreciate his dad" storyline a few too many times. They did it in the second episode of the series! It should be taken for granted by Season 6.

    It is kinda funny (though not intentionally) but Alexandra Nechita is seemingly so starved for contact with girls of her own age that she latches onto the sister of a random guy who insulted her at the gallery!

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  9. In defense of Cory not thinking he's interesting, I'm not entirely sure he actually knows those bits of time travel happened. But he was a famous TV star for a while there, and he also once confessed to starting a fire on the TV news or something.

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  10. I personally found the Cory singing scene to be cringeworthy. And while he does learn his lessen in the end, I found it painful to watch Cory be such as asshole to his dad. While I don't think the crises he's going through is out-of-character, I think him talking to his dad like that is.

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  11. That Banjo Kazooie reference though!

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  12. It always bothered me that Cory overshadowed Morgan and used her moment to fix his own fuck up. He couldn’t wait till she was done singing? I wish they used another way to fix things for Cory but then again it’s the Cory show.

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    1. Exactly. I found the moment funny when I saw it as a child. Now, it's irritating.

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  13. Cory was rude af to his dad. You don't say things like that to your parents. And then he said he meant it, which is even worse. He never takes ownership for anything.

    I also didn't like that he said that was the worst thing he's done/could have done to his dad. He literally pushed him to the ground in high school. Wasn't it said then that it was the worst thing you could do to your dad? Both are bad but… anyway, I just caught that they glossed over when Cory got physical with Alan.

    I see Angela is still trying to be a friend to Cory in this episode too, which is nice.

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  14. You mentioned several times the "I've done my job", but leave out "I'm sorry you're not proud .. of him, of me, of yourself." I think that's just as emotional.

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    1. Agreed! What a beautiful way in which Alan accepts some accountability and apologies over the root of Cory’s insecurities

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